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Assing

Assing shall henceforth be when one hot chick (such as myself) grabs another hot chick (such as yourself) and while hot girl 1 sticks her tongue between hot girl 2’s lips, she reaches through her legs to grab hot girl 2’s ass while her forearm is pressing against her clit
I'm gonna be assing you.
by Mazes March 8, 2016
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Balls-ass

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.
Dude, it’s balls-ass hot outside.

Man, his girl is balls-ass ugly.
by guroking August 31, 2022
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Dat Ass

When ones ass is so fine that you can only describe it as "Dat Ass" and nothing else
(s)he was walking by and all I could notise was "Dat Ass" in front of me.
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Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
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Gay ass

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.
by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020
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Ass licking

to lick an asshole.
Im gonna go ass licking with Darren. Were gonna lick some donkey asshole!
by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023
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I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023
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