Assing shall henceforth be when one hot chick (such as myself) grabs another hot chick (such as yourself) and while hot girl 1 sticks her tongue between hot girl 2’s lips, she reaches through her legs to grab hot girl 2’s ass while her forearm is pressing against her clit
I'm gonna be assing you.
by Mazes March 8, 2016

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.
by guroking August 31, 2022

by Ash, Bird enjoyer and spaceboi March 23, 2024

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.
by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023
