Skip to main content

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!
by Docphantom June 26, 2023
mugGet the National Dick Pic Day mug.

Dick Hoppin

When a woman goes from one guy to the next in a short frame of time.
Tyler: "Man that hoe is dick hopping." Tyrone: "I know I hit it last week."
by anonymous June 27, 2023
mugGet the Dick Hoppin mug.

Bitches on your dick

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.
by LokInCr February 23, 2023
mugGet the Bitches on your dick mug.

Adobo dick

Dos mio consuela loved Pedro’s adobo dick
by Rush in pussy February 24, 2023
mugGet the Adobo dick mug.

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
by anonymous February 24, 2023
mugGet the Turner Dick mug.

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
by anonymous February 24, 2023
mugGet the Turner Dick mug.

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
mugGet the Dick Riding Roulette mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email