Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

duty is your shadow

Aristotle used to say that a sense of duty and responsibility was like a honourable person's shadow. You cannot outrun it!

As a military officer duty is your shadow!

by I, Wreckerrr July 10, 2021

Mowin On Your Lawn

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012

Chill your grill

To tell someone to calm the hell down when they are overly excited for a stupid reason.

"OMG! I totally just invented a new expression!"
response: "Dude, chill your grill!"

by MetalGooseSolid February 14, 2012

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Your third leg

Did you know your penis is an undeveloped third leg, crazy ik... but hear me out.

Joe: Yo, my penis is hard!
Sam: Dumbass, Thats your third leg!!!

by iheart7 February 21, 2023