Erik the Turtle 

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

Erik the Turtle by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

big brown turtle 

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

big brown turtle by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

chocolate malted turtle 

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

chocolate malted turtle by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

chocolate covered turtle 

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

chocolate covered turtle by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

baby sea turtle by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Piedmont box turtle by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Popping a turtle 

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

Popping a turtle by Buck teeth March 3, 2017