Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

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on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 4, 2023

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Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022

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silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

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Tree huggerr

A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.

First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.

While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.

by Tony T-shirt May 8, 2025

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