mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.

by granite14 February 14, 2025

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Moon

Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile

She was devoted to the moon. In its darkness she found comfort and in its lights she found hope.

by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025

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Gee Gee Moon

A Japanese military leader who hardcore grinds shellshockers for items but cannot get anything good. Has an infatuation with the Witch of Vanity from Re:zero. Has a world class Gyat comparable to Kynan Chinaloy. Is often harassed in toilets and called fat by his PE teacher. Identifiable by resemblance to Emperor Hirohito.

Gee Gee Moon smash or pass?
Hard Smash!

by 张三，李四，经武 February 18, 2025

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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

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