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King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
by PedoPeter May 19, 2019
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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ball-less chris

a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here
anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you
by synonym!? March 24, 2022
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chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩
oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.
by cevans fan April 7, 2022
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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
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Watchmrrobot aka Chris

Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot
by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022
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chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally
by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022
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