fozzle-berry pie

A fozzle-berry pie, is similar to a blumpkin pie, but instead you shit on the females face, and make her lick it. Some times you can add objects to this move, i.e - make her suck your dick at the same time, or, strap her arms behind her back, and tell her to lick it.

Jodie: That fozzle-berry pie i had last night was so fucking awesome !!

Kevin: I know, im a pro

Jodie: And the way you made me suck your cock, was so kinky!

Kevin: Shall we do it again tonight ?

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Gary: Why didn't you come with us last night to the pub ?

Terry: I was giving my wife a fozzle-berry pie !

by I<3Blumpkin March 17, 2011

Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.

"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

by Shnikkes May 3, 2022

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018