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Turkey

Yo dummy she a turkey fr
by Youngjay1569 August 14, 2017
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dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
by pcrims May 12, 2014
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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.
by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
mugGet the Crankshaft-Walter Turkeymug.

turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny December 15, 2008
mugGet the turkey tiredmug.

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.
by BussANut November 30, 2018
mugGet the buttering the turkeymug.

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