Trash

Me

Friend: hey can you take out the trash?

Me: ok.
*Walks outside and jumps in the dumpster*

by Whats going on? July 9, 2018

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Me

I am trash

by IMGAYERTHANEVERYONEONTHISSITE July 9, 2018

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trash drug

a drug not deemed pleasurable

that salvia is a trash drug

by the evil asiatic cockroach July 12, 2018

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Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

When’s trash day I want to go home

by HumanBeingPersonThing July 12, 2018

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men.

Facts - "Men are trash"
Butthurt MEN - "NoT aLL mEn ArE tRaSh" "only some of us"

by a mystical being July 14, 2018

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A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.

Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

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