crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat April 7, 2016

Snake Daddy

When a boy is too poor to be a Sugar Daddy but his sexual skills are above average.

OMG, have you heard? Wendy got herself a new snake daddy!

by Draemurr June 21, 2019

Snake

Some thing that u need to not go near... whether it be slithering on the ground or backstabbing, just don’t touch the snake

Omg don’t go near that snake it will hurt you

by Denise03 June 29, 2019

Snake

Someone who acts like they are your friend, but does mean things behind your back.

Kalista was a snake when she kept talking about me behind my back.

by quirkyqueen101 July 10, 2019

Snake

A: a long slithery reptile that can kill you with a single bite

a long slithery reptile without limbs that is called a snake

by AAAASADADAD July 17, 2019

Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019