My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.

Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.

by The all knowing Potato April 02, 2024

(Franchise name) heat

Where children specialize either their own or already-existing characters from a franchise and make them go into “heat mode”.

(Franchise name) heat is pretty much a bunch of horny children.

by nutsacktickler69 June 22, 2023

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022

Fork (name)

Fork is homosexual and quite low key about it, don't trust Fork.

Hey did you hear about what fork said?

I heard it was just a ruse
Fork (name) is a deceptive person

by Binx2sexy September 10, 2021

Band name

A name given while being a rookie in a band/marching band. Usually off of a characteristic or style. The name is demeaning on purpose. To build respect and humility for their leaders. ONLY BAND MEMBERS CAN CALL ANOTHER BAND MEMBER BY THEIR BAND NAME...

Gizmo, midnight, creature, fat basterd, peewee, le pu are a few band name given in a band.

by Lil_drummer_girl_00 April 18, 2019