The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up

Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??

by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024

Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Golden death

When someone dies emotionally from heartbreak but rises again, having learned that to love another is also to love oneself, they heal beautifully.
In other words

It means heartbreak that teaches you to live yourself (self-love)

After a terrible heartbreak, she experienced a golden death that made her realize her life is beautiful.
He went through a golden death

by PreciousDee September 13, 2025

Golden hour

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea

Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015

golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023