Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.

Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025

Sleep conversation

Staying on the phone with a person overnight shows that u and that person have a deep connection. You dont stay on the phone just to talk. You stay on the phone to form a deeper connection.

It shows that you are comfortable with that person and all their flaws

Jimmy and Carla had sleep conversation last night and now they feel lile they know each other better

by LL Cooley September 19, 2018

Sleeping on

To physically lay on and proceed to sleep on

Sleeping on that floor is hella comfortable

by I.am.tars July 5, 2021

Sleep

1. a state compared to or resembling sleep, such as death or complete silence or stillness.
2. be at peace in death; lie buried.

1. "a photograph of the poet in his last sleep"
2. "he sleeps beneath the silver birches"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleep

(v.) an escape or rest from pain, problem, stress and just everything for a while.

I just need some sleep

by SOMEONE_6999999 May 27, 2022