Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022

Sausage

Penis shaped meat

Wow, I would love to put that sausage inside of me. I mean eating it.. I mean, swallow it you know. I mean .. forget it

by VincentScott58 November 18, 2019

German Sausage

Gay anal sex

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!

by broman4206969 September 1, 2021

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022

Camel sausage

The imprint of a man's genitalia through his clothing. The male version of a camel toe

Did you see Larry at the gym today? You could see his camel sausage right through those gray sweatpants

by Fordguy301 January 27, 2022