Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

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Ass Gut Punch

To punch your lady friend in the gut after anal sex causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your cock out in order the clean the shit off.

Dude, I totally fucked ashley in the ass last night! How did the go? Good! But after we were done I had to give her the ass gut punch because she had shit on my cock.

by oz man cometh November 04, 2010

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punched a shark

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

by JRizzledizzle May 15, 2007

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Gopher Punch

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009

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