italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

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Penis Brain

A person who thinks with there penis.

A guy who just wants to have sex.

A man who is horny all of the time.

A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.

A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.

A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.

"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"

"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"

by Suckmycockerspanielbitch69 October 7, 2008

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Penis Posse

A group of males who hang out together, mainly to get drunk, talk about sports, and do all that other manly stuff that men do.

"Sorry, ma I can't come over for dinner because I'm getting wasted with my penis posse."

by Balzy923 February 4, 2010

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Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

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penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

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Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

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