one up-one down

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so

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One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

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Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

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A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.

I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.

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the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

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Tilfeldig sex

De hadde One nigth stand

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That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.

-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.

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