Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”
by Bambos The Greek April 29, 2022
A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
by KingArther November 21, 2017
by Simpsy April 16, 2008
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 15, 2017