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Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.
Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.
by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024
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Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer
Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022
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jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox
his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life
by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020
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JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast
wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot
by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020
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jacob fiocca

ew whatta jacob fiocca
by laurenbbebddhhdj June 15, 2018
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Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack
Jacob chowaniec is gay
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
by The first day May 3, 2019
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