Shut the hell your mouth 

1. A grammatically incorrect way of telling someone to “shut the hell up,” usually with less intensity and ill-intent.

2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”

Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.

1. Guy 1: “Dude that is actually the most retarded thing you’ve ever done”

Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”

2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence”

Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”

Shut the hell your mouth by funny meme June 18, 2019

red mouth 

when you are giving oral sex to a woman and she gives her period in your mouth

i got red mouth with my girlfreind and puked all over her

red mouth by jamesjp91 November 6, 2006

sparks mouth

Having yellow teeth/tongue after drinking hella Sparks (caffeinated alcoholic drank.)

dude i got mad sparks mouth after i was sippin that drank all night

sparks mouth by sum41chick January 13, 2009

Pool Mouth 

When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.

Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.

Pool Mouth by Dakota Joboyhoboy February 28, 2009

novocaine mouth 

The way a model's mouth should look when trying to be sexy in a photo. Or even better "femme fatale"...

Tyra Banks, gives orders to a cast member of her reality show, "America's Next Top Model." The Tyra trainee swivels her head again and again to gaze into a TV camera, but the real Tyra wants more. "Whip it fast and tight!" Banks commands. "Relax your mouth, as if you've had a shot of novocaine. It's too soap opera. Novocaine mouth!"

novocaine mouth by olive oyl May 19, 2009

Rabie Mouth 

noun - when a person in question has thread-like strings and/or piles of saliva in the corners of their mouth at all times. This condition is exacerbated when they're really excited about a particular subject, or if they have braces.

I couldn't pay attention to what he said; he had some serious rabie mouth.

Rabie Mouth by tuna y red July 3, 2009

Crap Mouth 

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

Crap Mouth by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009