meat fest 

when a bunch of guyz play with themselves in a circle

jordan: woah alex look over there a meat fest!
alex: u wana join? oh wait is that Josh and roger?
jordan: of course it is!

meat fest by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

Meat Wagon 

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

Meat Wagon by Aluminium March 16, 2009

Meat Dragon 

A raging, testosterone filled anaconda of a penis

Dude, I was watching game of thrones with my girlfriend, when suddenly my meat dragon starting raging uncontrollably, so my girlfriend had to slay it with her mouth.

Meat Dragon by Spinning Hammer Dick April 19, 2014

meat curtains

Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.

Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.

James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!

Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.

James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!

meat curtains by kx3 guy March 24, 2011

Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.

Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.

Meat Popsicle by Wayne O. August 18, 2008

meat and cheese taco 

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

meat and cheese taco by Brian February 16, 2005

meat drapes 

it can be used as a sex partner, a place to drape your meat

my meat drapes is so tender after devirginizing that luscious vagina of hers

meat drapes by brando davis August 10, 2004