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Karen

a big toe-less, bipolar maniac that looks like bruce jenner. her best friend is her ugly ass seizing dog. she will slam the door of its hinges and steal your soap.
Keath: “Hey, is that Bruce Jenner? lol”
Kady: “Nah, that’s just Karen”
Deonna: “Better watch it or she’ll steal your soap”
by kgggggggggggg December 30, 2019
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Karen

Stereotypically, a Karen is a essantial oil loving and vaccination hating, 30 something year old Divorced woman with full custody of her kids. She spends her free time reading fake news on Facebook and harassing store employees and managers with her unreasonable complaints . She also likes protesting against mandatory masks and closed hair salons.
I saw a Karen posting about how vaccinations will give her children autism and how the pandemic is a hoax, she is dumb
by GrapesRmyfavfruits July 21, 2020
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Karen

Karen is not a racist insult Carl
by Goodstuff September 23, 2020
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Karen

hey Karen is such a dumbass bitch right?
by KatRxsie February 13, 2022
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Karen

My bratty friend: HEY KAREN!!!!!

Me: I AM NOT A KAREN BISH!!!!!!
by Princess Karen September 10, 2021
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Karen

We’re not talking about a middle age women that has three kids wanting to speak to your manager, we’re talking about a Karen who’s beautiful friendly and nice to everyone she, some people don’t deserve her niceness but she still gives it to them she’s makes a great best friend and a good girlfriend too she doesn’t have any flaws unless you consider being short a flaw she’s somewhat athletic and she’s hella smart and did I mention how beautiful she is, if you find a Karen like This don’t let her go she’ll be the best thing to ever happen too you
Boy 1: bro did u see Karen

Boy 2: ughh no I bet she’s rude

Boy 1: nah man she’s nice and beautiful you should meet her
by Gabby_offical November 17, 2021
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Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.
Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.
by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023
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