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January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie
bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too
by someome :) January 16, 2022
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January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.
It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024
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January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.
"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"
by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022
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January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake
hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!
by bigvswamp January 22, 2022
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january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.
"Poseidon loves january"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom
by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018
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January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.
Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!
by Berrino November 24, 2023
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