James Darling

Sexy...Smart...Crazy...Funny...Sweet

James is the best! : )

by XoX May 7, 2005

james fan

a guy who's eyes are so wide that it looks as if he is sleeping when he is wide awake, also he flirts with freshmen boys at lunch.

GET THE FUCK UP MARTY! oh wait hes awake, what a james fan.

by george jabbour June 15, 2008

James Bond

A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.

Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!

by Righty007 November 29, 2007

james nye

stupid boy alone in a sandbox in love with a shovel. yeah, whateva.

ooh look at me i'm james nye!

by your mother January 15, 2004

James Kiddo

A person who wants to have sex with Rachel Kielb. Loves nintedo games.

My friend James Kiddo likes to go camping with the boys.

by priceman90 February 16, 2005

James Charles

Sad. Disappoint. Pewnews well james Charles will lose in about 1 month. Pewdiepie made a yeet video about him. As well as keemstar. Drama lol

Wow. James Charles is going to lose

Bye sisters

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

by rswamy February 8, 2022