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Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
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new jack

an individual whos new to a scene who may or may not really be into it, as in they may or may not be a poseur but are still ridiculed for being a late comer.
a new jack can also be some one who all of a sudden became "interested" in a scene and the next day dress as best they can to fit into the scene.
that new jack thinks she can fit in if she dresses like us, i dont even think she listened to punk until yesterday.
by ddddamn girl June 22, 2006
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The Jack Frost

When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
by Phil B February 24, 2005
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Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.
Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"
by MasturbAZN February 4, 2009
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Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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pre-jacking

Jacking off prior to the actual desired ejaculation time - the goal being to cut down the time required when actually finishing the job.
He didn't think she was actually going to do the trick, so he started pre-jacking while she was in the bathroom.
by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009
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The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.
"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/
by Glovehands April 20, 2009
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