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new jack

an individual whos new to a scene who may or may not really be into it, as in they may or may not be a poseur but are still ridiculed for being a late comer.
a new jack can also be some one who all of a sudden became "interested" in a scene and the next day dress as best they can to fit into the scene.
that new jack thinks she can fit in if she dresses like us, i dont even think she listened to punk until yesterday.
by ddddamn girl June 22, 2006
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Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
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The Jack Frost

When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
by Phil B February 24, 2005
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Status Jacked

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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Jack Square

"Damn we don't have enough guys for a jerk circle so i guess we'll just have to do a jack square."
by Mr. Jack Square March 27, 2010
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Jizz Jack

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. Can also be referred to as "the handfull haymaker, cum crippler, semen slap, or the brick bop."
Dude 1: "holy shit man, did u hear about jacob?"
Dude 2: "uh..no, what's the haps?"
Dude 1: "oh damn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets jizz jacked, it was tight yo!"

Mom: "daaaannny! Did cocoa shit on the carpet agaaain?!"
Son: "yeah..but its totally fine now, that bitch ass mutt got jizz jacked!"
by whack_sauce19 January 29, 2010
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Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
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