by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017
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The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
Get the Have you ever been of a corporals course mug.a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Get the do you have a bush in your front lawn? mug.Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).
-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
by Chicnese.com March 26, 2017
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Get the have somebody on mug."I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."
"You have my axe."
by spacechief May 7, 2017
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