Puss-hand

The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.

Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.

by jdt13 August 16, 2011

hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

Glen Hands

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

cash-in-hand

Being paid cash, rather than the money being deposited into a bank account. This also prevents taxes being deducted.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: No need, I get paid cash-in-hand.

by G0T_M34T July 16, 2007

Uhlu hands

An affliction when you are in a text based chat, and can't stop making typos, or autocorrect pops in to "save the day." A typo itself of "ugly hands"

Oh, Kien is making no sense. She must have uhlu hands again.

by Lass Lindy August 26, 2017