French Teachers

The niche of teachers who can't teach. Their techniques often include: Showing you a object and repeatedly saying it in french until you know the word for it in french. Pissing you off. And giving the class bad marks for their overall behavior rather than a singular student's.

"I'd rather a American Spanish class than this" "French Teachers are bums!"

French Teachers by Locococoman March 26, 2026

French Tube

The act of one's self hollowing out a baget and inserting it into ones anus. This filling it with the hottest cheese, then the rest is the users decision

Hey you wanna come French Tube me, I have the cheese ready...

French Tube by Anonymous - April 5, 2026

French Fighter Jet

Verb/Action: A certain missionary position between two men, where the man on top grabs the dominated mans penis and steers it like he’s flying a fighter jet. This can be done by turning, jerking, or a good old Indian burn.

Dude, me and Gaylord did the French Fighter Jet

French Fighter Jet by gv_86 May 8, 2026

French Idl

souvent utilise dans les petites villes pour dire que quelqu'un est cool

Guy 1:Regarde ce type avec tant de panache, il est vraiment un french idl
Guy 2:accordé!

French Idl by duon2 May 8, 2026

French door

A double door where only 1 door has two handles on each side, and a door with no handles. Commonly, the inactive door (no handles) has something on the side of the door to open that door.

You: "Why doesn't this door open?"
Friend: "That's a French door. Open the other one."

French door by Arch's Word Museum May 15, 2026

French Speed Eating

When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up

J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”

French Speed Eating by Cockashit May 28, 2026

French fry

finger food - fingering

I said somebody is getting French fry- Trinity

French fry by aleena@lay June 21, 2026