Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

fake ass side steppin nigga

A fake ass nigga that steps aside and/or around a problem.

" take a look at this fake ass side steppin nigga"

by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022

Fake Crip

A person who impersonates gang affiliations for either clout or sheer enjoyment. The “Lady Dlow” archetype is a perfect example

“This Fake Crip really think we scared of “WSDMGC73” cause they made a rap song LOL.”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake

Aisha

Not adding josh to the gc is being a fake leader

by Ma77h3w July 28, 2021

Fakes

Slang to describe vape or e-cigarettes

Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?

by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018

Fake

Fake; not real. Used to describe Donald Trump's hair and your Gucci bag.

"Jessie, we all know that your tan is fake."

by himikotoga February 13, 2019