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The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty
There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.
by austech park August 29, 2013
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The Jarman Effect

When in the presence of something or someone amazing which can easily make you incredibly happy and brightens up your day, providing inspiration.
Example 1
Man1 "Look at those two, he always laugh when she's around"
Man 2 "That's cos she has The Jarman Effect on him"

Example 2
Woman "Wow, the night sky is so inspiring"
Man "That's the Jarman Effect."
by Larious February 14, 2012
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the Donatella Effect

When a young person has too much plastic surgery and ends up looking like a much older person trying to look younger, such as Donatella Versace.
Did you see Lindsay Lohan on SNL last night? She needs to stop with the plastic surgery. It's starting to have the Donatella Effect.
by Brad00 June 12, 2012
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Pltebow Effect

This is faith over reason; more specifically when somebody believes that the Broncos can win with their current style of play (a non-existent passing game). People who have fallen under the spell of the "pltebow effect" lack rational thinking and basic reasoning.
Bronco Fan: "Did you see Tebow pass for 72 yards last Sunday? He is amazing and will lead us to the Super Bowl/Promise Land."

Intelligent NFL fan and Licensed Physician: "I am sorry son, but you are ill. You've been stricken with the "pltebow effect." There is no saving you."
by Nicky Bagadonuts December 4, 2011
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the hanson effect

This is the effect that takes place when any of the Hanson songs are played. It makes you feel good, and has the tendency to make you fall in love with prepubescent boys. However, this will NOT make you a lesbian, because they will soon get first hair on ball, and get buzz cuts.

May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or premature ejaculation.
Man, that mmbop has got me feelin that The Hanson Effect
by Yeeknow March 27, 2011
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The Butterface Effect

A group of farely not so good looking women around a very sexy and hot one making the hot one look better.
Dam that girl is looking way better because of the butterface effect, her friends are ugly but she is looking like a few dimes plus her penny friends
by DBruce12 June 28, 2011
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back effect

when a shirt fits badly to where the front of the shirt looks like it fits well but the back of the shirt hangs off of your back
bro i cant wear that shit its got to much back effect
by mfruthless October 4, 2011
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