A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 15, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by dylanbahamboulafan December 6, 2021
Get the Dylan Bahamboulamug. by Dylan’s trim October 23, 2023
Get the Dylan’s trimmug. 
Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylanmug.