contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

Meat Drunk

When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.

Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.

by Good_Point_on_Titties March 10, 2020

Night Drunk

When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.

“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”

by Btied June 14, 2020

willy wonka drunk

The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets

jim: hey dude where are you?

matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk

by tge88 March 14, 2011

tripphendrix is drunk

when tripphendrix gets really really drunk and becomes annoying to everyone in the room

tripphendrix is drunk enough to slap a monkey and say hi to all the ugly ladies

by tripphendrixx January 16, 2010

stunk-n-drunk

when you are drunk and go down on a girl and lick the wrong hole.

i was stunk-n-drunk lastnight

by strikealot August 18, 2010

get fish drunk

like FUBAR but beyond FUBAR---this is for those party binges when you wake up 3 days later in girls clothes in another state

man this weekend was get fish drunk.

by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010