Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Bro, i’m so hungover from last night and i have the DADS.

I’ve been on the toilet all day, i think i have the DADS from last night.

by badbitchall2020 August 22, 2020

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.

I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.

by RussianJew December 30, 2020

Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.

Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh

by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025

Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022