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Dad

What’s that?
by Misspiggy November 25, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
mugGet the living dead dadmug.

dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!
by Chase3s May 15, 2016
mugGet the dad funkmug.

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.
Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.
by Hithere65 September 24, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

Mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022
mugGet the Mom and dadmug.

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.
“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing
by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019
mugGet the DADSmug.

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