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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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White Fondant Cookie

no more define, White Fondant Cookie is a Cookie Run Kingdom OC made by Berrekie on Youtube, (please subscribe to them!!) White Fondant Cookie is basically a popular fashionista of CookieRun / CookieRunBerrekie
. White Fondant has a costume named : Rosebush's Swan.

miss fondant cookie 10x - wardrobe cookie - sherbert aka. me
Q : Whats your favorite Fanmade Cookie Run OC?
A: White Fondant Cookie!
by wdym bythat January 20, 2022
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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slipped my cookies

by G-Handle February 12, 2017
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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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Popping Candy Cookie

Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
by monika.chr July 24, 2021
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Gets Her Cookies

When a woman has an orgasm.
Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.
by RDHanson June 28, 2010
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