Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Ball Cucking

When someone (most likely your opponent) dies right before your auto-combo finishes so you can't get a ball to summon Shenron.

You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.

by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023

Thigh balls

When the scrotum stretches to the thigh region of the leg to make them one in the same.This is usually a birth defect but can happen from dangerous obesity.

Man i bet cliff has thigh balls judging from his kelbos.

by Sansan1 March 26, 2009

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

Kush Balls

Something likely to be false or fabricated

Trying to stifle a chuckle, Surya told Monish we have a pop quiz today. Knowing Surya was being untruthful, Monish replied, "Kush Balls."

by KushBalls February 28, 2023

spin balls

A person just below the top position that has no clue as to what he is doing and speaks way to fast for his intelligence.

That guy reminds me of spin balls cause he dont have a clue what to do.

by Caution hot September 7, 2016

Ball Coolant

The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.

During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!

by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014