elise&alex

THE BEST COUPLE EVER! NO JOKE! LIKE THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!

"You are invited to Our FUCKING WEDDING!! "
ELISE&ALEX

by Just a Person in love w/ Alex November 28, 2018

alex steele

How does one describe Alex Steele? A blonde tornado of a character, her undying love for cats is matched only by her passion for porcelain. Get on her bad side, and she'll scratch your eyes out (but only after giving you the cold shoulder for three years). Commonly spotted with her loyal, if not cognitively challenged boyfriend - he is the brawn to match her brains. An avid wearer of onesies, though it may simply be because the rest of her wardrobe is layered in the farmyard stench of her one and only.

Do you guys know Alex Steele?

Yeah, she gets all the dick and pussy she wants.

by maccers13 May 19, 2016

Alex🍋

Alex🍋: Twitter User who hated the other definition of Alex because it was completely wrong. Subpar eyesight but has a wand of a left foot. Currently leading a nation in the pacific ocean and Emile Smith Rowe propaganda. goodnight

Did you see that Alex🍋 fella invaded an island?

by HeyESRHive February 19, 2021

alex owens

Is a pretty average guy, but his sock game will drop panties faster that the U.S dropped bombs on Japan.

WOW! Did you see Alex Owens socks? I had to pick up my panties, they were so incredible!!

by snewo xela July 31, 2016

Melinda and Alex

Melinda and Alex two psycho people who got together and made up a fake 3 way relationship that never existed!

Hey did you hear Melinda and Alex were faking that 3 way relationship with Courtney! I guess her real ex girlfriend was Courtney's lookalike or something!

Wow! Really! Thats absolutely psycho thing to do!

Yea, I know....Courtney finally heard about and got mad and people actually tracked Melinda's real gf down and the girl admitted that she was Melindas ex gf! So much drama! its like Alex can't move on with his life!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

alex simpson

A total self embedded person with an over infatuated ego who only thinks about them self. AKA A Simpson.

Hay dad look at that alex simpson over there
Yes son I know it's a ego stroking maniac

by AnonRuleslelel November 20, 2013

alex marie

better known as DAT ASS! Until she turns around then your like DEM TITSSSSS!

Generally nice, caring, tall, with a pornstar's body. They often come in Brunette with tan skin, but the most rare one comes in Blonde with blue eyes.

Bro did you see that ass?
Naw bro you should see her rack

Well she is an Alex Marie so no surprise there

by Mrobbiefan69 September 22, 2017