Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
by parkmaster January 19, 2015
Get the jank weedmug. by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008
Get the pimp weedmug. 
A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. by bdub152 May 21, 2013
Get the weed lushmug. When two different groups of followers join under the same guvnor you get the We Ed version of Dexter
Weeds growing tall bill, you should try it one day
Don’t suit me Mush Bill said
Once again Bill No alcohol with it and not so early in the morning unless you old timers really need thinking space best helped with a little marijuana
Don’t suit me Mush Bill said
Once again Bill No alcohol with it and not so early in the morning unless you old timers really need thinking space best helped with a little marijuana
by Trojanarium December 26, 2021
Get the Weedmug. A drug that can be eaten,smoked,inhaled and makes you feel relaxed. It also makes you aware of colours and music when been taken. When you take weed it is often referred as "getting high". It is also know as bud,cannabis and grass.
by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015
Get the Weedmug.