Watchmrrobot aka Chris

Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot

Watchmrrobot aka Chris Ratio

by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

ball-less chris

a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here

anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you

by synonym!? March 24, 2022

National Chris Day

On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..

Yo, what day is it today?
- It's National Chris Day, bitch!

by mdeinhvn December 8, 2021

daddy chris evans

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

by smerra December 8, 2021

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020