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bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
by ckerr16 April 23, 2008
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Spins Bitch

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.
Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.
by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018
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Bitch-associate

A type of basic bitch who is either a tertiary or superficial friend. They do not know that they are basic and you do not take them seriously. Most likely, you don't like them.
My bitch-associate keeps posting Sex In The City stories to her Instagram.
by fuglyface June 1, 2019
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Anthony a bitch

random guy: anthony a bitch
random girl: i heard he eats ass
by aceywaceyfacey November 21, 2021
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jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.
billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
by olyshit December 18, 2010
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Ungrateful Bitch

A person who takes for granted a friend who drove all the way to San Francisco for them, just for them to turn out to be a fake bitch who chooses a toxic relationship with a hideous man over anyone any day.
She wants me to learn to be a better friend? Maybe she should learn how to not be an ungrateful bitch.
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friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
by soopachick April 22, 2010
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