portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024

champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)

charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga

by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024

white woman reach

white women who involve themselves in situations that do not affect them
(noun/verb)

person 1: are they selling lemonade without a permit?
person 2: relax ur white woman reaching

OR

person 1: my mom keeps reporting these kids outside
person 2: ur mom has white woman reach

by MilkyBag March 5, 2024

Pussy Woman

The correct name for 'Cat girls' that most people choose not to use. Those people are retarded and wrong

Grit: Cat girls make me hard

Twig: Gross plus it's pussy woman you fucking sex haver

by PoopLake69 March 20, 2024

That Woman

Confident, untouchable, chic. All the guys are afraid to date her because she is commitment material. All the girls look up to her because she knows who she is and does not tolerate nonsense. She is that woman.

"See Grace over there? She always looks like she has it together. She is 'that woman!'"

by totustuus March 28, 2024

Oxnard Woman

Doesn't give head or anal or either.

Shes and Oxnard Woman like a pillow princess, doesn't give head or anal. You'd be lucky to get a hand job.

by Daddy Hub May 22, 2024