whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024

Whippets

Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.

Mark: hey dude wanna do whippets tonight?
Carl: sure, why not

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Whipper Snapper

When you fill a balloon with nitrous, hold the neck, and put cocaine and/or ketamine in the mouth piece, and inhale through the nostril.

“Hey, that wook just took a whipper snapper!”
“Do you mind if I get a whipper snapper?”

by LilGremlin_$$ January 11, 2024

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024

whomp

A person will say this to you when they are in awe of your excellence and superiority. When written in lower case, it is an even greater gesture. You are the best.

whomp (you’re a bloody legend)

by Waussie February 2, 2024

whomp

Whomp is used to express one’s utter admiration for the person they say it to. It’s the greatest verbal gesture anyone can receive.

~Tom enters the room~
~His many admirers watch in awe, in unison~

A solitary voice speaks a solitary word, summing up the situation perfectly…

“Whomp”

by Waussie February 4, 2024

whompacampus

when something is eskew, out of place, or disordered; specifically in a whacky way

Her jacket fit all whompacampus on her, especially because she mis-aligned the buttons.

by megamind1881 November 8, 2023