Flint wet

Being so wet that it is only comparable to Eric Flint's female genitalia.

Guy1: "Dude, it's so wet outside".

Guy2: "How wet?"

Guy1: "Like Flint wet!"

by Vanna Montana October 17, 2010

Wet Wooc

When two men wearing goggles, arm floaties, and flippers jump into a pool, and procede to blow each other and engage in fisting and anal butt play while underwater in the pool until either both participants anuses are completely waterlogged, or their penises become too wrinkled to continue.

I think Luca got a Wet Wooc yesterday because I put my head to his butt and I could hear the ocean.

by Sex Kitten 099 May 22, 2011

wet stoink

An unfortunate case of the dreaded crusty earlobe syndrome, usually accompanied by a foul odor like that of pickled eggs

Yo Marry, take care of wet stoink before coming back to work tomorrow! That’s trifling!

by Bert Da Chimp January 31, 2018

Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.

Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...

by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018

wet sweatshirt

my favorite insult atm.

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.

by N0T.ME March 7, 2021

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

by n-bomb September 20, 2015