by dirtyabo May 30, 2018
Get the Dirty Virgin mug.When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.
Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
by BigWez June 8, 2018
Get the Nearly Not A Virgin mug.When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022
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Get the virgin shit mug.Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
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“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
by Riaaaaaaaaa August 25, 2022
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