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twat

someone that gets called a twat is a twat
person 1:” wow he’s such a twat
person 2:”yes”
by gae batch June 7, 2021
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twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
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Twat Twacked

First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.

Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.

Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.

Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.

Now Watch Her Face Flush,

Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.

Now She's Twat Twacked.
Last Night At The Hotel I Twat Twacked Ashley. She Was So Methed Up Afterwards.
by G-Rape December 10, 2022
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TWAT

Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.
Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"

Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".
by KSparx June 28, 2024
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Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats
Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.
by 3001spike October 1, 2018
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Rucksack Twat

Person that leaves a backpack on riding the tube
The underground was packed because of all these rucksack twats
by Winduck July 9, 2023
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Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a Office or Meeting Room where multiple Electrician's reside and conduct business. The meaning of the term has been around for more than a century being derived from electrical/induction pioneer Michael Faraday's Cage experiment.
"Oi Ryan its time for that boring meeting over in the Cage of twats."
by RoboMech February 9, 2019
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