A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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by BussANut November 30, 2018
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Eric - how did you know?
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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Get the turkey fist mug.Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
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Get the Turkey mug.Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
by pcrims May 12, 2014
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