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Turkey Stuffer

When a Virgin male finger bangs a pregnant husky women
Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?
by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
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Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020
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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023
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catching the crazy turkey

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014
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Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way
by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025
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Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.
I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.
by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
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