A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.
Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
by pepper_moto March 15, 2010
by urbanbastard June 11, 2009
a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)
by meganocity July 08, 2011
A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
by brephophagist January 28, 2007
by СукаБлять June 05, 2015
The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
by Milan the dude July 08, 2020
A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.
Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
by Terrance Fishburne January 24, 2012