weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed

the cure of depression or life.

bro , we got problems. we need weed.

by quuenpettyluhbil December 20, 2018

Weed

Weed is not good for you. You smoke it and you get a 'good feeling like in the clouds' if cops catch you with it or if they catch you stoned that's bad.

Kyle: Yo we gonna smoke any weed tonight?

by NamesAndDefinitions December 23, 2021

weed

a drug that snoopdog made populare

i smoked so much weed last night

by banana_up_my_hammock June 1, 2021

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024

Weed

A type of flower that, when smoked, can give mind altering affects and elevate moods. Can also make you gay in some cases, or cause you to fall into an Eternal Gay Sleep, also known as EGS.

Dude did you smoke and of that weed that topher brought? That shit was straight gas.

by ilikebeer2019 March 20, 2019

Tumble weed

Fast burning, bad quality marijuana.

“Man this shit is some tumble weed.”

by Hawkillo December 6, 2022