mike stockton

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

by Ms95 July 27, 2018

mike marten

he can't dance

mike marten can't fnace

by scribani October 8, 2021

Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom

Damn that kids is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

by Pissplay November 22, 2022

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid

Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!

by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.

Waddup luh mike

by anonymous November 20, 2023